Fan chattin'

Hortense, I'm bored! Logic says, rolling on the floor.
Hortense turns around, "Get up, you're acting like Italy #2" Logic grins "PAASTA!" she cheers from her place on the floor, shutting her eyes and putting on a smile. Hortense grins back , and says in a german accent that wouldn't fool anyone "Put your pasta away!" Logic pretended to be sad and says "B-but mah pasta...;n;" Hortense grins "Can I be italy now?" Before Logic can say anything Hortense falls on the ground and says in a hardly identifiable Italian accent "Doitsu! Doitsu! I tripped on mah shoelace and i fellll!" while rolling on the ground. Logic complains "Hortense, you're no fun... Ohmigod I have a fabulous idea!" she calls in a singsong voice. "What?' Hortense says, still talking in the Italy voice. "Pasta?" Logic started dragging Hortense "Hortnese! i found these weird button things! you wanna see them!?" Logic questioned still dragging the taller girl along "Heck yeah!" Hortense replied. "Can you stop dragging me now? I have legs!" Logic dropped her to the ground and replied sarcastically, "really!? i never knew that..." Hortense rolled her eyes "I kinda guessed. Hey showmeshowmeshowme!"
"okok sheesh!" Logic complained, pulling down a box from a (seemingly) random cabinet.